Fed the Freak up Friday!

Bitchfest begins here! Actually I started it on my FB earlier if you're interested in that sort of thing.

It's Friday, and I thought long and hard about different things I could focus on today. Flashbacks, Fantastics, Favorites, Frivolous-es... etc. All F words to go along with everyone's favorite F word- 'Friday'. (You thought I was gonna say that other F word, but I didn't- HA HA)

I got Fed Up with all my thinking, and then it hit me, much like my son did with his plastic spiderman race car, right in my head. I'm freaking Fed Up about a million different things, and dang it, I'm freakin tired of holding them all in.

Enter 'Fed Up Friday'. I used to have a paying job. A real job. Like a semi-gov't gig Monday through Friday. I liked it. Then the twins came along and Kablamo... no job. But I do remember that Friday feeling... that after lunch on Friday feeling... when you start throwing shit on the floor and saying screw it, I'll deal with this crap on Monday... and then the freakin phone rings 15 minutes before you walk out the door, and some idiot wants that stuff you threw on the floor now instead of Monday, and you want to stab them with a spork. (RUN-ON sentence Alert- sorry, it just came out like that and I won't take it back. You can't make me!) I remember that feeling deep down in my soul.

Therefore, in the spirit of that deep down spork wielding feeling, I give you a list of things that I am so freakin fed up with I could just go crazy- spork stabby crazy!!!

1. Know-it-Alls: STFU, no one cares what metal door knobs are made out of (an actual recent discussion btw 2 former coworkers). And just because your friend has kids and you have none, doesn't make you freakin Ann Landers on toddler behavior. SHUT UP
2. Bad-Asses that Aren't: Folks that claim to be bad asses but still live at home with their parents milking the living shit out of them until said parents have nothing left... not even a pot to piss in.
3. Fake People, Fake tans, Fake boobs, and duck faces... self explanatory
4. The trash can: Why, why, WHY am I the only one that notices it is full? This is not Tetris, it's the freaking trash can guys!
5. Pre-teen Angst
6. Potty Training 
7. Not putting shit back where you got it from. 
8. Farting
9. People that don't use their GD turn signals.
10. Minecraft
11. Judgy-McJudgy Pants-es: Stop looking at me and waiting for me to trip and fall on my face, I can do that shit without you watching thank you.
12. Toothpaste in the sink.
13. Politics, Congress, the President: I reserve the right to keep my actual views to myself... but damn they piss me off....
14. Rich people- that have no concept of how the rest of us live
15. Giant hair bows on tiny babies... with no hair.
16. Legos
17. Christmas Leftovers
18. Dog Farts
19. Trendy people who always look good... thereby constantly making me feel like I look like a frumpy old hag. I prefer to blame them, rather than myself. It's easier.
20. Sgt. Dad's Unemployment: This shit blows! This man needs to go back to work. He's going nuts sitting here (and thereby making me want to hurt him). There's always the possibility of taking another contract overseas... and I don't think I need to tell you all... I am totally freaking fed up with that shit. It freakin blows huge monkey chunks.

That'll do for today I think. A list of 20 is a pretty big list. And the simple fact that I was able to write any of this while crazy midgets destroyed my living room behind me... well that's quite an accomplishment. Do you have something you're totally fed up with it? Share it! It feels so dang good to get this stuff off my chest. ~ahhhhh~~~~

Oh looky folks! It's wine time! CHEERS!!