Things that are not wonderful:

A comprehensive list by yours truly...

1. Whooping Cough
2. X-husbands
3. dogs with itchy asses
4. dishes in the sink from last night
5. laundry that's been in the washer for 5 days. seriously? someone should see to that! jeesh!
6. the shits
7. boob pain
8. boob sweat

9. and since we're talking about boobs... that feeling when one boob feels bigger than the other and your bra suddenly becomes unbearably uncomfortable.

10. toddles that get up half a dozen times a night and stand at the side of your bed all children of the corn like and rouse you from a peaceful sleep because they saw... a shadow... every night, for the last week!

11. toddlers that stay up past midnight. (WTF?!- I can't find the batteries on this kid!)

12. dogs that lick their itchy parts. OMG STFU

13. waking up at the ass crack of dawn, forcing small uncooperative children out of bed, leaving them at a sitters, working a menial job with ridiculous, humorous pay, picking those children back up at the end of the day, feeding them, bathing them, putting them to bed... only to realize you're to exhausted to even watch the 10 o'clock news... sad sad sad
14. cancer. cancer can suck my toe and kiss my ass.
15. quazi-deployments

16. dog farts

17. fleas
18. grass that is hip high that no one wants to mow
19. possums.... eating your garbage
20. split ends
21. gray roots

22. no time to get to a hair appointment, unless your kids could like sit on your lap while you get your hair done, and well, that's not gonna happen.

23. Feeling inferior ... daily
24. not smoking. even though you know it's a good thing that you don't... but still wanting to do it... but not actually doing it
and the 25th thing that is not wonderful?

An Empty Wine Bottle!

Oops. 

My bad.

That's gonna suck in the morning.

Oh well.

CHEERS!